Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Three Things I like about Vegans and Vegetarians

1) If the vegan/vegetarian lifestyle catches on, it may reduce the price of grass-fed beef due to decreased demand. This will save me an ass-load of money and I’m all for saving money.

2) Whenever a new pro-vegan/vegetarian study is published, it decreases my wait time at the meat counter (I don’t even have to take a number). Awesome!!!

3) If by lucky chance I happen to be amongst a pack of vegan males, I feel like a freaking superhero because I have well-defined muscles and they don’t.


GO VEGANS

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